Ramblings and Realms

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gallusrostromegalus
fesenmoon

A segment of the Wikipedia entry for non-human animal tool use. It reads: "In reptiles: Tool use by American alligators and mugger crocodiles has been documented. During the breeding season, birds such as herons and egrets look for sticks to build their nests. Alligators and crocodiles collect sticks to use as bait to catch birds. The crocodilian positions itself near a rookery, partially submerges with the sticks balanced on its head, and when a bird approaches to take the stick, it springs its trap. This stick displaying strategy is the first known case of a predator not only using an object as a lure, but also taking into account the seasonal behaviour of its prey."ALT
A drawing parodying The Far Side's infamous "Cow Tools." An expressionless crocodile stands in front of their "tools," a series of sticks laid out on a bench.ALT

no fucking way

beefgoat

I thought crocs were so dumb, they simply tried to eat anything that caught their eye. Now they're learning?

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What's next?!?

gallusrostromegalus

Nah Crocodilians (the group containing all 23 extant species of crocodile, aligator, caiman etc) are actually really smart, they're just a PAIN IN THE ASS to study in the wild because they're stealthy, don't eat or move that often relative to mammals, and are largely nocturnal. That said, we've found evidence of:

  • Coordinated Group Hunting across many species of crocodilian- AKA, hunting like a pack of wolves.
  • Advanced Parental Care- we knew for a long time that American alligators and Gharials built nests and mothers kept their young close, but GPS tracking has shown that the father(s) also typically stuck around and brought mom kills, but the young stay inside the territory of their parents for 3-5 years, until they reach sexual maturity.
  • Nile crocodiles dig enormous and surprisingly complex burrows up to 40 feet deep that they share with other crocodiles- parents and children, but also adult siblings and Unrelated "Friends"- crocs that are frequently seen close together outside as well, but do not appear to be mates. many of these burrows are decades, if not centuries old, are actively maintained, and passed down through generations.
  • Amazon Caiman (a type of alligator) recognize individual humans (possibly by voice), and alter their behavior around them based on past interactions. Some of them become quite playful with humans they've had positive interactions with in the past, and others hold "grudges" against specific humans for decades.
  • All Crocodilians engage in all major types of play behavior- Locomotor play (engaging in a behavior because it brings positive stimulation), playing with toys (Sticks, leaves, carcass, and in one paper, a floating squeaky toy that had gotten into the Bayou) and social play (Playing with other individuals). Several species, but notable Caiman and Alligators also Play with animals outside their species- young caiman have been observed playing with Amazon Giant River Otters, and Alligators playing with sharks and dolphings off the US Gulf coast. Play behavior is associated with a high degree of intelligence in animals.
  • Male Saltwater crocodiles in Australia employ a variety of complex mating strategies, including offering courtship gifts (tailored to the preferences of individual females), sucking up to larger males to get better introductions to females (A Long-Term strategy that pays dividends- while the beta males don't typically mate the first two or three years they try it, the ones that stick with the strategy mate with more females as they age), and doing "Off years" where they pass on the fighting and displaying and just nap and get fat instead- another strategy that pays off long-term: Big Males that engage in Off-Years mated more in On years, and lived longer overall, for a larger lifetime genetic impact.
  • Many zoos have had success in training captive crocodilians to do "tricks"- mostly pose behaviors that let keepers examine, vaccinate or medically treat the animal with minimal stress on all sides. But they're also apparently good at "Sit up" and "Roll over".
  • And as far as "Trying to eat anything that caught their eye"- pretty much all carnivores, but especially crocodilians, make pretty complex calculations on whether or not to pursue something as prey based on, but not limited to: How hungry they are, what the future prospects for food are based on the weather/season/behavior of their prey/how many other carnivores are competing with them, the likelihood of injury (either in the process of hunting, or from the prey itself), and whether the effort expended is going to be worth the reward (based on projected strategies, how full eating something like that made them last time, and if they're going to suffer weird consequences for it).

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vitariesocks
vitariesocks

(Afternoon April 13, 2023) The Missouri Attorney General just used an Emergency Rule to ban all gender-affirming care for people of all ages (yes, adults) in the state.

In order to receive any care, transgender minors and adults alike will have to:

  • have 3 years of documented “severe” dysphoria
  • 18 months of state-mandated conversion therapy
  • have zero mental health conditions, most specifically anxiety, depression, or autism
  • require tests for “social contagion” for 15 years after beginning care

This will cut TENS OF THOUSANDS of trans people off of medical care. Please care about us, oh my god.

hms-no-fun
hms-no-fun

if a trans woman complains about the ongoing campaign of trans genocide in the united states and the uk and your response is “well it’s not TECHNICALLY genocide yet so you really shouldn’t use that word because it makes us look bad” i think you should perhaps actually just shut the fuck up and read literally any news coverage containing the words “trans” and “desantis,” just for starters

like wow so they’re not literally dragging us to camps??? it’s not literally a nazi germany style holocaust so you can’t call it genocide????? buddy do you think the fascists are BLUFFING?????????? grow the fuck up you child, because if you’re even a little bit not-cishetwhite they’re gonna use the “threat” us trans people represent as a pretext to come after you.

we call it a genocidal agenda NOW because that is THEIR STATED INTENTION. that is the ONLY logical outcome of the policies they’re proposing and the words they say and the hate they foment. we call it a genocidal agenda NOW because by the time it actually becomes a genocide it’ll be TOO FUCKING LATE

thirdtofifth
thirdtofifth:
“Desert Devil
Medium fiend (devil), lawful evil
Armor Class 14 (natural armor)
Hit Points 105 (14d8 + 42)
Speed 30 ft.
Saving Throws Dex +5, Con +6, Wis +3
Damage Immunities fire, poison
Damage Resistances cold; bludgeoning, piercing,...
thirdtofifth

Desert Devil
Medium fiend (devil), lawful evil
Armor Class 14 (natural armor)
Hit Points 105 (14d8 + 42)
Speed 30 ft.
Saving Throws Dex +5, Con +6, Wis +3
Damage Immunities fire, poison
Damage Resistances cold; bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing from nonmagical attacks that aren’t silvered
Senses darkvision 120 ft. passive Perception 10
Languages Infernal, telepathy 120 ft.
Challenge 6 (2300 XP)
Desert Halo. Sand constantly swirls around the devil. Whenever a creature enters within 10 feet of the devil for the first time in a turn, or starts its turn within 10 feet of the devil, that creature takes 7 (2d6) slashing damage.
Devil’s Sight. Magical darkness doesn’t impede the devil’s darkvision.
Infernal Savagery. A melee weapon deals one extra die of its damage when the devil hits with it (included in the attack).
Magic Resistance. The devil has advantage on saving throws against spells and other magical effects.
Actions
Multiattack. The desert devil makes two scimitar attacks.
Scimitar. Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 9 (2d6+2) slashing damage.
Whirlwind Attack (Recharge 5-6). The desert devil makes one scimitar attack against each creature it can reach.

Sand constantly swirls around these creatures as they patrol the desert, excoriating their flesh. Also known as aratons, desert devils always travel alone, appearing as a mere dust cloud from far away, but as they approach it becomes clear they are something far worse.  A desert devil stands around 6 feet tall and weighs 190 lbs.

Originally from Sandstorm.

crazydungeonmaster
dm-clockwork-dragon

At Long Last! I Present the Mutophage!

Ever wanted to play a horrible eldritch monstrosity? To Slowly watch as your character is corrupted into a terrible beast? Or Maybe you are looking to play the mad scientist who mutilated his own body to gain resident-evil style powers?

The Mutophage is my take on a Mutagenist class. Mixing both permanent and temporary mutations to become a terrifying and unnatural force. Mutophages are beings cursed with the power to warp and mutate their bodies in violent and dangerous ways. Sacrificing their own life force to become something truly monstrous!

The Previews here low resolution and incomplete. In total there are upwards of 40 mutations, which can be found in the full PDF using this handy dropbox link.

If you like what I do and want to support me, Check out my Patreon or Ko-Fipages, or just come say hi on my Discord!

dm-clockwork-dragon

So I just finished a major update on my Mutophage! 
Main changes include:

- A rework of the Unnatural weapon feature. It now accounts for thrown and ranged weapons, and reduces hit points by maximum weapon damage instead of just one hit dice, so it scales properly with more powerful weapons, so you can totally turn your arm into a giant gatling gun, if you manage to gain proficiency.

- You can now activate multiple mutations as a single bonus action, and are instead limited in how many hit dice you can spend in a single bonus action. This means no more spending 5 rounds powering up before you can go full force into the battlefield

- Dex builds are now more viable. Proficiency with whips, Claws are now finesse weapons, and a few new mutations, like breath weapons and spiderclimbing. open up the playing field a lot.

As per Usual, the update is available along with all my other work  using this handy dropbox link.

crazydungeonmaster
implausibleknight

A while back I ordered the Critical Role Major Arcana Tarot Set, and like many others thought it would make an excellent Deck of Many Things. The deck of Implausible Fate is my own take on the Deck of Many Things, and while many of the effects are similar, some have been altered/replaced to provide a less game-breaking, but equally thrilling experience for players and DMs alike.

Let me know what you think!

If you like this, check back regularly as I’ll start to upload more homebrew content from my games 💕